The wonderfully gifted Mario Rosenstock came to Grassland for a visit with a few of his well known characters.
The Royal Visit
We had our own ‘royal’ visit here in our Grassland HQ (Naas) recently.
El Presidente himself dropped in for a tour (and a parade of sorts). Mark, our owner was delighted to show him around.
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday President Higgins! from all of us at Sanctuary Synthetics
watch out over the coming days for the Royal Tour of Grassland
Harrington
& Lowry
The Ryder Cup is upon us. Padraig and Shane get practicing. And we learn a new word. Stimp.
Jurgen
Praise
What was the secret to ending Liverpool’s 30 year title drought?
A gift grass exclusive
Primetime Exposé
Miriam is enraged. Grass. Everywhere. And they deal it openly. All from their HQ in Naas.
Frances Brennan
You need a proper inspection. Who do you call? Frances – at your service. Your gaff better be in tip-top shape!
Fake Irishman
Every time I see the hairy green caravan I think of Father Ted. Riverprance.
Pascal The Enforcer
It’s Budget day. We let Pascal in to run our Accounts dept. That may have been a mistake!
Pascal wants a few quid. You had better show him the money!
Healy-Rae
Corner
When he talks, we listen.
Nice to see a politician making sense for a change.
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