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When Mario came to Grassland

A Santuary Synthetics production

The wonderfully gifted Mario Rosenstock came to Grassland for a visit with a few of his well known characters.

The
Royal Visit

We had our own ‘royal’ visit here
in our Grassland HQ (Naas) recently.

El Presidente himself dropped in for a tour
(and a parade of sorts). Mark, our owner
was delighted to show him around.

Happy
Birthday!

Happy Birthday President Higgins!
from all of us at Sanctuary Synthetics

watch out over the coming days
for the Royal Tour of Grassland

Harrington
& Lowry

The Ryder Cup is upon us.
Padraig and Shane get practicing.
And we learn a new word.
Stimp.

Jurgen
Praise

What was the secret to ending
Liverpool’s 30 year title drought?

A gift grass exclusive

Primetime
Exposé

Miriam is enraged. Grass. Everywhere.
And they deal it openly.
All from their HQ in Naas.

Frances
Brennan

You need a proper inspection.
Who do you call? Frances – at your service.
Your gaff better be in tip-top shape!

Fake
Irishman

Every time I see the hairy green
caravan I think of Father Ted.
Riverprance.

Pascal The
Enforcer

It’s Budget day.
We let Pascal in to run our Accounts dept.
That may have been a mistake!

Pascal wants a few quid.
You had better show him the money!

Healy-Rae
Corner

When he talks, we listen.

Nice to see a politician making
sense for a change.

 

This series was brought to you by the wacky folk in Sanctuary Synthetics – Ireland’s top supplier and installer of artificial garden grass and greens, serving homes and businesses in Ireland for 20 years. 

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